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Phil... plays poker with old ladies at the nursing home

I don't look at too many different websites because I like what I like. I fear change. There's like a trillion websites out there and I look at about seven of them. So, here they are.... 

www.alicecooper.com

Alice Cooper is the fuckin' bomb. I'm probably on this site more than any other. 

www.insaneclownposse.com

If you're not down with the clowns, don't go to this site. If you are a juggalo, you've most likely already been there.

maniacsmansion.tripod.com

This is my other website, a much darker place then you've ever been. Enter at your own risk.

littlemarysunshine.tripod.com

This website belongs to the ever so popular Toxic Tuna, a.k.a. my womanfriend, Leslie. She likes to eat shrimp and watch dating shows.

www.he-man.org

If you don't like He-Man, then you have problems. I would dedicate my life to the Evil Horde if Skeletor asked me to.

www.spawn.com

Todd McFarlane makes the best action figures in the world (my opinion). Anyway, go check out the Movie Maniacs series and see what I mean.

www.ratemypoo.com

Okay. This is just gross, but I had to put it on here.

www.ebay.com

I go on this site and look at all the stuff I want and can't afford.

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Llamie