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Preston... always seems to have a board up his ass.

If you want to talk to me about scarecrows, Bill Cosby, cheese cloth, spray paint fumes, tanning beds, bed sheet stains, long sleeve T shirts, Tom's stomach, Life Saver flavored candy canes, tire irons, the WB, Good burger, Olaff,  lambs, cookie dough, titties, campfires, tissues, lamp shades, Sean Penn, ass paper, pit rub, public restrooms, taxi cabs, Roddy Piper's X-ray glasses, door knobs, hair spray, penis straws, construction cones, ABK, belly button lint, molars, moles, 1983, fish hooks, she males, chocolate covered fingers, toenail fungus, cottage cheese sandwiches, wooden legs, T-Boz, chipmunk shit, Tide, can openers, cigars, report cards, tent stakes, bacon cheddar double cheeseburgers, coffins, tax cuts, paper cuts, breast fed 12 year olds, snails, or me, just click on the e-mail address below. My IM names are also listed if ya want to catch me on there, bitches.

stinkor@hotmail.com

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Pierre

Nobody signs the damn slambook. So why is it still here? Cause I don't know how to get rid of it! Fuckers!

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