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Cares About God's Creatures
While wandering around the Arctic shores, I happened upon this orphan penguin baby. He was cold and hungry, so
I fed him the last of my oatmeal I was saving in my pocket for emergencies. He was grateful.
The Unholiest of Nights
The 2nd Annual Alcohol Convention. A night that will go down in infamy. People were puking, people were complaining,
people were happily drunk off their asses. I was all 3.
Shaggy 2 Joe
This is me on April 21st when we went to Scranton to see the Insane Clown Posse. I'll tell you what, they sure waste
alot of soda when they do a show. But it was an awesome night nonetheless. Me, Les, Stoner, and Ralph attended.
Me and E.J.
Three years ago I had the privilege of meeting Mr. John in New York City. He was a classy guy that offered to take me
to brunch. I declined due to the fact that I was about to go into a peep show. He understood.
Captain Joe Sparrow
Unfortunately, this is as close as I will ever get to being a buccaneer. But let me tell you this- I led the ship through
a mighty nasty storm on that day and saw the entire crew to land. I was a hero!
Banana Schlong
Not too much to say about this picture, except the fact that I have a banana hanging out of my shorts.
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When Sharks Strike Back!
While swimming at Locust Lake one summer, this big, mean sea creature took a bite out of crime. Well, actually, it took
a bite out of me. Apparently I had some trout in my trunks and the shark was hungry. Now you all know why I don't like swimming.
Invading the Evil Church
On this particular night, I was wearing a Freddy Krueger glove and a Jason Voorhees mask. Why, you ask? It was the
premiere night of Freddy Vs Jason, silly. Oh yeah, and it was the greatest movie I have ever seen.
Who Do You Think We Are?
Special forces in an armored car. We don't care, we don't care.
Joe Dilfer
This is me on Super Bowl Sunday before the Buccaneers kicked the shit out of the Raiders 48-21. It was a defining moment
in my life. Hell, I waited 12 long, crappy years to finally win that ring.
Jowen Hart
Valentine's Day, as if you couldn't guess. I painted hearts on my face and then went to Wal-Mart to pick up Stoner and
everybody was staring at me. I got 5 phone numbers that night, unfortunately they all belonged to men.
The Goat King
Ok. Here's the deal. I am totally in love with goats, llamas, rams, and sheep. I don't know why, I just am. These little
guys looked up to me like I was their daddy. I gave them grain to eat.
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